Too much Information

This seemed a bit comic to me, but perhaps since I tend to explain things too much, I notice this type of thing more than other people.

I bought a pre-fab coffee table the other day. Here is the instruction booklet that was included with it:

Front Cover:

Next page:

Table of Contents:

Parts of the table:

How to assemble:

(I think they just flipped the parts of the table page upside down - don't you?)

Weight Limits and other things that their Lawyers required:

Yes, Logo of Store:

 (You know, in case you missed it on the front cover...)

Back cover (blank page):

 Are they making up for the fact that the pre-fab furniture is fake wood, so they want to waste as many trees as possible for the instructions?


Absurdest mysteries of life.