Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Scrabble Story (written June 7, 2016)



We went to the pub to have a beer. As I opened the door, we saw a thug riled at the barkeep, insisting on rum for his companion, a nun. Rexes, a tsar from Texas, lay down on the lawn and said “Wow!” If I was sane, I would have left right then. 

The Jedi showed off judo moves and taught me the Art of Qi. My Qi was engaged and I felt as centered as 12 AM. The oak shaded the Mod, while he lit a roach; he gave the eye and said, “I’d offer you a tip. You’re Fine.” “Fa,” I replied; I didn’t give a flip what he thought as I walked across the lawn. The chef cooked beans on the stove and encouraged us to graze on Total cereal. The Mod picking lices from his pubic area was drole.




PS: Thanks to B. for the great Scrabble Game.